(1x16) there goes the neighborhood, il male si avvicina

→plot: Anna porta con se un ospite a sorpresa quando va a trovareDamon. Elena e Stefan hanno una imbarazzante uscita a coppia con Matt e Caroline, ma Stefan e Matt scoprono di avere delle cose in comune.Jenna si ricongiunge con la sua vecchia amica Kelly, e la relazione tra Jeremy e Anna prende una direzione inaspettata.

→soundtrack: Keane - "Better Than This"
In-Flight Safety - "CloudHead"
Tegan & Sara - "The Ocean"
Marianas Trench - "Cross My Heart"
The Constellations - "Perfect Day"
In-Flight Safety - "Crash / Land"
Erin McCarley - "Lovesick Mistake"
Parachute - "The Mess I Made"

→best quotes: “What are you crazy? It was 1864. Wake up, woman. The world has moved on.” (Damon)
“No vampires at all?” (Stefan)
“No vampires, but you.” (Elena)

Elena: "Have you ever even been on a double date before?"
Stefan: "Oh, absolutely. '72, Hef and the twins."
Elena: "What?"
Stefan: "Yeah... playmates. I got Miss June."

Matt: "Is there anything you're not good at?"
Stefan: "Double dating. This is all kind of new to me. I usually keep to myself. I don't always fit in."
Matt: "That's because you're that guy."
Stefan: "What guy?"
Matt: "The guy who seems like he has everything, so the people that don't, kind of run the other way."
Stefan: "Is that what I seem like?"
Matt: "Pretty much."
Stefan: "Hmm... What a dick!"